Time for Nerdy Humor
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Logic: if an empty yogurt container is in the sink, a spoon is in the garbage can.
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Logically, a wireless mouse should be called a hamster.
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— I started a new life today.
— You quit smoking and drinking?
— No, I changed my email and Facebook accounts.
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— The reviewer has rejected your paper submitted to our math journal because it doesn’t contain any theorems or fomulae or even numbers.
— Wait a minute. Your reviewer is mistaken. There are page numbers on every page.
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A kyboard for sal: only on ky dosn’t work.
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My computer always beats me in chess. In revenge, I always beat it in a boxing match.
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— Were your parents married when you were born?
— 50%.
— 50%?
— Yes, my father was married and my mother was not.
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Two programmers are talking:
— I can’t turn on my oven.
— What’s the error message?
Konstantin:
I can’t transate to Russian joke about ‘even numbers’.
24 September 2011, 11:35 pmTanya Khovanova:
Konstantin,
In this context “even numbers” mean “dazhe chisla”.
27 September 2011, 2:25 pmyanwen xia:
Love your jokes and puzzles.
18 August 2018, 11:35 pmI am teaching English over the internet to students in remote area in China. It’s non-paid. I asked them this question, President Lincoln said “I don’t like that man. I must get to know him better.” What was Lincoln thinking when he said this? No one could give me the answer I was looking for.